Never Let Your Ex-Girlfriend Hook You Up With One Of Her Friends (Funny True Story)

Shenaynay from "The Martin Lawrence Show"

 

One of my friends that I've known since I was 8-years-old, told me something she did to her ex-boyfriend that left me laughing my butt off (though I did tell her what she did is wrong). She was dating a man that she didn't want to go out with anymore, so she broke up with him, rather than stringing him along.

I don't know what he was thinking when he tasked her to hook him up with one of her friends, since they were breaking up (spite, maybe?). He told her he wants "a nice, pretty girl like you" (this was his first mistake, as what she did next was not "nice" LOL). I don't know if she was angry that he asked her to do this, but she found someone for him alright. They spoke over the phone and he paid for a plane ticket for the woman she'd found to fly out and meet him.

Shortly after, he called my friend dismayed and stunned, "The woman you have sent me has the appearance of a man." My friend found the most mannish woman she barely knew, an acquaintance and had the man buy an expensive plane ticket to fly her to his adopted home country in Europe, thinking she was sending him a stunner (he was stunned alright).

I laughed so hard when she told me what she'd done I started crying. I didn't agree with it when I found out after the fact and I did say it was wrong, but I was laughing so hard when I said it, I don't know how effective my words were in deterring her from doing something like this again.

I don't know if he was trying to make her jealous, thinking dating one of her pretty friends would make her want him back, but whatever that  was, it backfired on him badly. In short, they don't speak anymore (LOL). I know he'll never ask another ex-girlfriend that again.

Chris Brown Owned On The Basketball Court (Video)

Oh dear! Singer Chris Brown took to the basketball court and was dunked on...hard! Detroit Piston Andre Drummond turned Chris into a proverbial poster. The video clip of Brown being owned by Drummond has gone viral to the amusement of many. Drummond was heard singing Brown's "Run It" as he proceeded to run over Chris (just kidding about the last line, but admit it, that would have been funny). In closing, some people should stick to their day job (LOL).

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Kanye West Painfully Walks Into A Street Sign While With Kim Kardashian Then Throws A Tantrum (Video)

Kanye Can Sing "I Hit It First" To The Street Sign

 

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Rapper Kanye West, 35, exploded in rage on a Los Angeles street, after walking into a street sign, while accompanied by his pregnant jump-off Kim Kardashian. West was angrily walking with his head down and crashed right into the sign. Shortly after he took out his anger on the paparazzi, like it was their fault he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. West and Kardashian have been experiencing problems in their made for reality TV relationship and it has been a struggle for her to get him to spend any time with her during this pregnancy.

President Barack Obama Slams Jay-Z Again (Video)

U.S. President Barack Obama attended the White House Correspondents Dinner this past weekend, making jokes and taking jabs at people, who have offended or upset him. On the list was Rush Limbaugh and rapper Jay-Z, who doesn't know how to keep his big mouth shut.

Obama clowned Jay-Z, mimicking his own lyrics from the 2004 song "99 Problems" in stating, "Some things are beyond my control. For example, this whole controversy about Jay-Z going to Cuba - it's unbelievable. I've got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one." Ironically, Jay-Z ridiculous lyric states "I got 99 problems but a bit*h ain't one." Is Obama subliminally calling Jay-Z a "bit*h." More like a snitch, as he threw the president under the bus. Read on...

Obama at White House Correspondents Dinner 

As written on the site previously, Hollywood "illuminati" member, Jay-Z, penned an ill-advised, ignorant song entitled "Open Letter" about national criticism he received for going to Cuba for his 5th Anniversary, with dimwitted wife, singer, Beyonce Knowles.

I love Cubans, especially Cuban Americans I've grown up with, who have been good to me. So for the life of me I can't fathom why Jay-Z opted to go to Cuba and offend his fellow citizens, rather than wait for a time when democracy reaches the island nation's shores (and I do believe it can happen, as progress is being made).

But Jay-Z and Beyonce took the trip to show they could and when a backlash ensued in America, rather than be adults and own up to it, they tried to pin the blame for everything on Obama, the President of the United States (of all people) stating he gave them "White House clearance."

Obama said at the dinner he is taking a page out of his wife's book to distract from negative press, by getting a new hairstyle (not a good look LOL)

Then to top up the scandal, Jay-Z tried to drag the Office of the Presidency down to his level by stating in the song, Obama told him to "chill" or his behavior is going to get him "impeached." Yes, Jay-Z mentioned the words "Obama" and "impeached" in the same sentence. With friends like these, who needs enemies. For years Jay-Z has possessed an exaggerated sense of importance (keyword being "possessed" - blasted devil worshipper).

I warned two years ago in this column, when photos were released of Jay-Z sitting in the President's chair at the White House, that it was not a good idea and trouble would come from it. Well, there you go. Sorry, but the President broke Jay-Z bad and this is apart of the end result of embracing an egotistical braggart with no discretion.

Jay-Z has no sense of decorum, humility or understanding of protocol and to allow a man with such serious character flaws into your circle was a serious risk and liability (as I have stated all along). Lord only knows what else Jay-Z has seen and heard being around Obama that will come flying out of his indiscreet mouth one day for another round of embarrassment.


Side Bar: Go on Jay-Z, "brush off your shoulders" cause Obama's just hatin' on you for your looks (suppressing laughter) illegally accumulated wealth (see criminal copyright infringement) and your intellect (twit).

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Derrick Rose Sued For Making Chicago Bulls Fan 'Fat And Depressed'

Yea, That's What You Get For Breaking The Heat's Winning Streak (LOL)

Derrick Rose

Chicago Bulls fan Matthew Thompson, 25, has sued NBA star, Derrick Rose, complaining the athlete becoming injured and sidelined has made him "fat and depressed." Yes, this is a real lawsuit and the Judiciary Report would have loved to see the look on Rose's face when he read it. And all the Miami Heat fans say "Amen!"

Seriously, sweetie, you can't sue people for being injured. That's the nature of sports. Rose wants to play, but if an injury occurs, he, just like every other athlete, has to deal with it as best they can. They can't be faulted for that. Drop the lawsuit.

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Ingenious Fan Sues Injured Derrick Rose for Making Him Fat and Depressed

April 19, 2013 - Derrick Rose's injury has affected us all. Well, some more than others, because one fan is suing the Chicago Bulls star for making him a fat, depressed mess. HipHop365 reports Rose's lingering injury has taken its toll on the psyche and waistline of one superfan.
A 25 year old Peoria Illinois man filed a lawsuit Thursday against Chicago Bulls Superstar Derrick Rose.

Matthew Thompson, a self-described long-time Bulls fan, and electrician claims Rose missing the entire 2012-2013 NBA regular season has caused him to have mental breakdowns and emotional distress, which ultimately led to obesity issues. According to reports, Thompson claims Rose displayed negligent behavior by refusing to return to the court, despite having been cleared by team doctors. He blames his health issues on the MVP’s refusal to return...

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Beyonce Gets Slapped And Her Hair Extensions Pulled (Video)

Beyonce Beatdown!

Screeching singer Beyonce was slapped up like she stole something and had her weave pulled during a concert in Serbia, while walking in the audience. However, Beyonce is probably used to it from Jay-Z (yea, I said it). The video hit the internet with many comedic comments from the public following it. Bloggers, who are kind, loving, sensitive people, have been cracking up and clowning her over it as well.

Black Family Arrested For Pulling Guns On Fast Food Staff For Forgetting To Put Chicken Wings In Their Order

Why My People, Why!

File this one under black crimes. Sometimes you read a headline regarding crime and don't even have to guess the color of the perpetrators. This is one of those times. A black father and son, Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr., went to Pirtle's Chicken in Memphis, Tennessee. On their way home they realized the fast food restaurant forgot to put the chicken wings they paid for in their order.

Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr.

Needless to say, they turned right around and drove all the way back to the restaurant. The Harts pulled out AK-47s, yes, AK-47s and pointed them at the staff of the restaurant, demanding the chicken they ordered and paid, in addition to additional chicken as compensation. I have no words for this. First an Elvis impersonator in Memphis mails the president ricin and now this. Memphis is getting gansta.

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Rihanna Who! Chanel Clowns Rihanna Slamming Her Claim She Is Their New Model

First Nivea Drops Her Now Chanel Tells Her To Kick Rocks

Rihanna needs to stay off the drugs

Rihanna tried to model today like rival Karrueche Tran and ended up flat on her butt. Rihanna announced online that she just completely a new ad campaign, indicating it was for Chanel. The image conscious brand Chanel rushed to Vogue magazine to distance themselves from her stating she is not the new face of their brand. Rihanna said it was "top secret" - apparently so top secret Chanel didn't even know about it. Chanel told Rihanna what she told Karrueche online a few months ago "Ph*ck (f**k) you and your modeling pictures." And that is all...

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Rihanna Is Not The New Face Of Chanel

15 April 2013 - RIHANNA is not the new face of Chanel, we can confirm. A spokesperson from the fashion house told us that the Vogue cover girl has not been photographed for one of its campaigns - despite a succession of reports to the contrary.

Online speculation first emerged back in January, when the singer shared a picture on her Instagram account - in which she appeared to be wearing Chanel jewellery - alongside the comment: "And that's a #wrap on my shoot for my new #topsecret ad campaign!!! #2013". The post was quickly followed by a number of reports suggesting that she could be the new face of the brand's accessories line...

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Rihanna Cancels Boston Concert Due To Laryngitis But There's Just One Problem...

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Singer and I use the term loosely, Rihanna, has cancelled her concert in Boston, Massachusetts, but there's one problem, she can't sing. She's no Whitney Houston. She goes on stage in next to nothing, indecently flashing her body parts at the audience (adults and children alike), usually opening her legs like she is at the gynecologist. Laryngitis wouldn't stop her show. However, a herpes flair up would.