Never Let Your Ex-Girlfriend Hook You Up With One Of Her Friends (Funny True Story)

Shenaynay from "The Martin Lawrence Show"

 

One of my friends that I've known since I was 8-years-old, told me something she did to her ex-boyfriend that left me laughing my butt off (though I did tell her what she did is wrong). She was dating a man that she didn't want to go out with anymore, so she broke up with him, rather than stringing him along.

I don't know what he was thinking when he tasked her to hook him up with one of her friends, since they were breaking up (spite, maybe?). He told her he wants "a nice, pretty girl like you" (this was his first mistake, as what she did next was not "nice" LOL). I don't know if she was angry that he asked her to do this, but she found someone for him alright. They spoke over the phone and he paid for a plane ticket for the woman she'd found to fly out and meet him.

Shortly after, he called my friend dismayed and stunned, "The woman you have sent me has the appearance of a man." My friend found the most mannish woman she barely knew, an acquaintance and had the man buy an expensive plane ticket to fly her to his adopted home country in Europe, thinking she was sending him a stunner (he was stunned alright).

I laughed so hard when she told me what she'd done I started crying. I didn't agree with it when I found out after the fact and I did say it was wrong, but I was laughing so hard when I said it, I don't know how effective my words were in deterring her from doing something like this again.

I don't know if he was trying to make her jealous, thinking dating one of her pretty friends would make her want him back, but whatever that  was, it backfired on him badly. In short, they don't speak anymore (LOL). I know he'll never ask another ex-girlfriend that again.

Source States Rihanna Is Upset Chris Brown And Karrueche Tran Are Having Sex Again!

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran

I've been informed by one of my credible sources familiar with singer Chris Brown that he and Karrueche have been having sex since they got back together and Rihanna can't stand it, going around the industry moping and complaining. According to my source, Brown is acting like Tran is his "wifey" and Rihanna is worried he is going to propose to her.

Rihanna

As stated previously, Brown turned down Rihanna's offer to move in with her at the house she recently purchased in Pacific Palisades (Los Angeles). Seeing him move Tran back into his house in the Hollywood Hills has upset her, as she has voiced her displeasure that it will lead to marriage and kids. She wanted to be the one to marry Brown and have his babies. With Tran back in the picture, things don't look well for Rihanna in that regard.   

Resentful Rihanna Sues The Billionaire Father Of Woman Who Has Been Getting Close To Chris Brown

Chloe Green and Chris Brown (the body language indicates something happened between these two)

Singer Rihanna filed a $5,000,000 lawsuit against British Top Shop billionaire, Sir Phillip Green, after she discovered his attractive daughter, Chloe Green, began getting close to the love of her life, Chris Brown. Chloe has not made any attempt to hide the fact she likes Chris and Rihanna hates her for it.

Chloe Green and Chris Brown

Where she can slam Brown's live-in girlfriend, model Karrueche Tran, for not being rich, which allegedly makes her "basic" (it doesn't) Chloe puts Rihanna to shame at the bank. She's wealthy and helps her dad with his successful chain of popular clothing stores.

Jealous Rihanna is hating on Chloe Green. First Chloe, now he's gotten back with Karrueche Tran. It's making Rihanna completely nuts. 

Brown was single when he and Chloe became close and once again, he and Rihanna have broken up. However, Rihanna is acting like she owns him. You cannot break up with someone and expect to dictate what goes on in their life. Even when you are dating someone, bossing them around and dictating what they can and cannot do will cause resentment. People do not like being treated in that manner. You have to know how to do and say things, being respectful with each other.

Chris Brown Spotted With Rich Heiress Who Called Him Hot Making Rihanna Jealous (Photo)

Chloe Green and Chris Brown

Chloe Green, heir to the billionaire fortune behind the popular British store Top Shop, has made no secret of her feelings for R&B singer Chris Brown. In fact, Green referred to him as hot, after he performed at her dad's birthday party. Green was seen getting close to and hugging up on Chris this week.

Rihanna

This will come as bad news to possessive, jealous ex-girlfriend Rihanna, who flipped when Nicole Sherzinger kissed him months ago and when he reunited with model Karrueche Tran this month. Rihanna and her mannish best friend, Melissa, love to insult Tran online, referring to her as "basic" and "broke" but what will the loudmouth duo have to say about Green, whose assets both liquid and illiquid, make Rihanna look like a pauper.

Drake Clowns Rihanna Who Offended Chris Brown For Him

Chris Brown: Karrueche, I see you girl!

Rihanna was behaving in a very thirsty manner this month, chasing after rapper Drake online, in trying to make ex-boyfriend Chris Brown jealous. She began following Drake on Twitter and pressing like on his photos on Instagram. And what happened you ask?

Drake and Syn in Miami, not thinking about the forehead Rihanna

For one, Chris Brown unfollowed Rihanna and began following his on and off again girlfriend Karrueche Tran (he has since taken her to the Billboard Awards). But here’s where it goes doubly wrong for Rihanna. Drake threw her over for a stripper named Syn, taking the woman to Miami for a trip.

Rihanna: so I basically got clowned

So now, Brown is with Tran. Drake is with Syn. And Valtrex poster girl Rihanna is with her freeloading Transformers Trannyformer best friend Melissa trying to figure out how to work a stripper pole her bisexual publicist allegedly gave her. Meanwhile Karrueche’s got the love of Rihanna’s life wining and dining her again (LOL). Looks like Brown chose the "Fine China" over plastic plate Rihanna.

Chris Brown And Karrueche Tran Spotted Together For The Third Time In Weeks While Rihanna Wants Him Back

 

Chris Brown (Photo Credit: Mavrix)

According to reports, Chris Brown and model Karrueche Tran, were spotted together again. This time they were spotted together at Greystone Manor in Los Angeles. Days prior, Brown and Tran were seen together at the Wild Jam, hosted by Wild 94.9.

Karrueche Tran and J Ryan LaCour

Days prior to that, Tran was spotted at Brown’s birthday bash, sitting at his table whilst speaking to the R&B singer. When things go wrong in his life, Brown seems to always run to Tran. Speaks volumes about his volatile on and off relationship with Rihanna.

Rihanna

Word is Rihanna wants him back, but in a marriage setting, something Brown says he is not ready for at this time. Every time she sees him with someone else, she wants him back. Last year, when Brown was spotted kissing singer Nicole Sherzinger, Rihanna nearly broke her neck trying to get him back. Rihanna’s only happy when Brown is dateless or arguing with her.

STORY SOURCE

Chris Brown 'Ditches Drama Queen Rihanna As He Turns To Easy Going Karrueche Tran.' Insiders claim she's 'cool and calm.'

Chris Brown has been hanging out a lot with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran since his split with on/off lover Rihanna though insiders have denied they're dating they did hint the model turned designer is more easy going than the Diamonds star. While Rihanna and Chris are known for their volatile relationship, it appears the Vietnamese beauty is quite the opposite and is in fact a calming influence on the Don't Wake Me Up star.

"She doesn’t complain and she’s not all up in his face when s**t ain’t going right," a source told HollywoodLife. "She’s just cool and calm and she’s got his back. "K.T. is just easy going. It’s like she knows how to handle him and make him feel good." The pair partied together at Greystone Manor on Sunday night and while they might have arrived separately, the insider claims Brown had always planned to meet the 23 year-old there.

"That’s his spot," the close pal went on. "He knew Karrueche was going to be there because they talked earlier in the day so he met her there. They chopped it up, listened to music and just had a good time. After being with fam and working all day, they just wanted to hang and do something low-key."

http://www.entertainmentwise.com

Rihanna Slams Chris Brown For Saying He Does Not Want To Marry Her And Going Back To Karrueche Tran (Photo)

 

Chris Brown

Rihanna is angrily lashing out against ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, over statements he made in an interview last week that he does not want to marry her and he is too young to be thinking about that (no, you’re not Chris – you’re 24, not 14 – dude, you’re legal).

Chris Brown putting his hand on Karrueche Tran's back at Wild 94.9 FM's Wild Jam (Photo courtesy of...and I'm choking and gagging writing this...Perez Hilton)

As stated in the column previously, never be disloyal to the person you claim you love by cozying up to and trying to get with their arch enemy. That’s foul. Clearly Brown thought so as not long after he has been hitting Rihanna where it hurts (pardon the pun) inviting her enemies to his birthday and doing incendiary interviews and tweets cutting her down to nothing. Brown was also spotted again with Karrueche at Wild 49.9’s Wild Jam yesterday (uh oh…LOL). Brown then disses Rihanna today on Twitter by tweeting, "She's not mine if she's everybody else's." Ouch! Shots fired!

Chris Brown and Jill Demling (As they say in hip hop, she hit it!)

It has messed up Rihanna’s head even more to the point the Chicago Sun Times states Rihanna called Brown and cursed at him something awful. I warned in the column a week ago that she should not challenge Brown, because he would escalate it and break her heart for her traitorous behavior.

Rihanna

If it were me under those circumstances I’d just quietly go about my business and not said anything to Brown. She keeps saying it’s over again, so leave the man alone and let him live his life. But Rihanna loves attention and playing out her love life on the internet for everyone to read about and that’s just not smart. Now she’s being criticized and slammed all over the internet for being a media whore. Don’t get me wrong, people shouldn’t lie about being single if they are not and vice versa, but every single detail doesn’t need to be online for public consumption.

STORY SOURCE

Chris Brown’s comments prompt an angry call from Rihanna

Updated: May 10, 2013 2:33AM - While Rihanna and Chris Brown have made their latest breakup very public with dueling tweets, I’ve also learned that RiRi used a more old-fashioned approach to express her outrage at Brown: She picked up the phone and called him.

A source close to Rihanna told this column Thursday, "She really blasted him, using language that made it sound like she never will get back with him again — no matter what people think."

The singer was especially infuriated by Brown’s comment in an interview that he wasn’t ready to be "wife-ing" someone as young as Rihanna. "She really thought that was a sexist, degrading thing for him to say," added the source, "Especially after all Rihanna endured after he beat her and all that."

Though the ex-couple were both in New York the past few days, they never connected in person. As for Twitter, here’s Rihanna’s key one: "Settling is not an option! Nothing less than 100% loyalty, honesty, and respect!! Love ain’t for kidz."

http://www.suntimes.com

Chris Brown Clowns Rihanna At Another Birthday Party And On Radio Before Going On Twitter Rant (Audio And Photos)

Chris Brown is going all out for his 24th birthday celebrations, with three parties. Thus far, the first two did not include Rihanna, but the other woman he loves, Karrueche Tran was there to support him. During an interview with 2Day FM, you know, the station from the nurse suicide scandal, Brown stated he is "going to do it solo" on his birthday and he wants "to see as many girls as possible." He confirmed he and Rihanna are "on a break" as the two have broken up and reunited several times, indicating there is a problem there.

Chris Brown and his birthday cake 

For well over a year (and again on May 1, 2013 Chris Brown's Dad Doesn't Want Him With Rihanna But His Mom Is Okay With It), the Judiciary Report stated Rihanna and Brown are soulmates (they are an awful lot alike and do love each other, but have a terrible way of showing it). Days later on May 5. 2013, in the aforementioned 2Day FM interview, Brown was asked of Rihanna "Do you two feel you’re soulmates?"

Brown's answer wasn't completely forthright, regarding a woman, Rihanna, whom he says he loves and she has repeatedly said he is the love of her life, "The way I look at it is… I’m always going to love that person, but people have differences, and people have different wants and needs. At the end of the day she’s a young girl. I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young… and I’m young too. I just got to step forward and be a man and be the best Chris Brown I can be instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket."

Karrueche Tran and her birthday cake

This kiboshes rumors floated by Rihanna’s camp, which previously claimed the two were getting married last year and then on her birthday a few months ago. Contrary to what Brown stated, 24 is not too young to be married nor is 25. Many people have wed at those ages and their marriages are just fine.

However, when a man wants to sleep around and has resentment in his heart for the problems a woman has brought to his life, he is not going to want to commit. Other times a man won’t commit include when they do not love the person in question, believes the individual is not the right one for them and are only there as a matter of sexual convenience, but that’s not the case with Brown and Rihanna.

Rihanna didn't get no birthday cake (LOL)

Brown is harboring resentment over the 2009 domestic violence case that ruined his life, feels strange about Rihanna having had sex with so many men especially those in the entertainment industry (some of whom are throwing it in his face) and she has a terrible temper. All of that is messing up their relationship.

 

Chris Brown lashed out on Twitter on his birthday after reading comments online

However, with on and off again girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, there is no baggage, insane tempers or long list of industry conquests during their relationship. He leaned on Tran again during his birthday celebrations in Los Angles this past Friday, as Rihanna is "being really mean to him" according to one of my credible sources.

Rihanna better open her eyes. The nasty attitude, terrible temper and sleeping around for career favors in Hollywood is going to cost her Brown, the man she loves. Tran is said to be nice, calm and upbeat. Most normal people like peace and happiness in their lives. Chaos and craziness is overrated and leads to Lamborghini fights and court cases. Life is too short for all that discord and fighting.

Drake Is Using Rihanna To Get Back At Chris Brown

Chris Brown to Rihanna: it's cause of you I was hit in the head with a bottle. I could have ended up looking jacked like Jay-Z

Despite the fact Young Money rapper Drake, has shown singer and ex-girlfriend Rihanna indifference, stating he is not thinking about her, but says he treated her better than the love of her life, Chris Brown, she has latched on to him again, in a desperate bid to make Brown jealous.

Chris Brown and a sullen Rihanna last month

The question is, after Drake and Brown’s well publicized club fight, which closed down venue W.i.P. in New York, is the rapper using Rihanna to get back at his rival, because that's how it all comes across. Rihanna is falling for it as well, going after Drake, who mentioned her in an interview, albeit, an unflattering one.


Coincidentally, several lawsuits are still pending on the club melee, mainly against Brown and Drake, as the fracas left several people bloodied and disfigured. Witnesses stated the fight was started by the women, with a few implying it was Rihanna, who inexplicably loves bottle fights.

Drake

Brown has been dissing Drake in interviews, stating the rapper is a closeted homosexual, whose song lyric "started from the bottom" is a gay reference. Meanwhile, Drake has been taking shots at Brown over his record sales, which are not what they once were at the height of his career (neither are Rihanna's…or Drake's for that matter).

Rihanna Trying To Make Chris Brown Jealous With One Of His Rivals For Cheating On Her Again

Update: It's Chris Brown's dad who doesn't want his son dating Rihanna. The original article I read indicated it was Rihanna's dad, who's known for doing paid interviews.

 

Chris Brown

Immature and foolish Rihanna, is in another tailspin after her boyfriend, Chris Brown repeatedly cheated on her this month (in response to claims she slept with her opening act ASAP Rocky). As payback, Rihanna began following his rival, rapper, Drake, on Instagram and liking his pictures, trying to tick Brown off. This was not smart. All Brown is going to do is up the ante and start sexually pursuing one of her rivals (Ciara, Christina Milian, Karrueche Tran and others ect...).

Drake

You don't want to play with a guy like Brown, because he is not going to take the high road and sit in his house sad saying look what she did. He doesn't care and will behave even worse (which, by the way, Chris, is not sexually safe - stop playing with your health). Then you, Rihanna, will be the one crying even more.

Rihanna and her dad Ronald

Recently, Rihanna's dad, who used to beat up her mom, did another interview about her relationship with Brown. A few months ago he stated he wants Brown to marry his daughter (Uproar As Rihanna's Father States He Wants Her To Marry Chris Brown Who Is Already Cheating On Her). Now all of a sudden he is saying he never wanted them back together. Boy, some people will say and do anything for money in paid interviews. This must be where Rihanna gets it from...

Rihanna and Chris Brown unfollowing each other

Rihanna following Drake

Ironically, her dad compared her to Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston, which is hysterical, as Rihanna can't sing and is a fraud, who has made a career out of criminal copyright infringement and having sex with record executives for favors in Hollywood. Rihanna is nowhere near the caliber of Jackson or Houston. If she is a successful, legitimate singer, then Bernie Madoff is a successful, legitimate businessman.

Stars Who Gossip

Stars often complain about bloggers posting their business on blogs. Some bloggers like Perez Hilton have become celebrities, which complicates things, regarding being in the same circles as the folks one reports on. Some celebrities like to pretend they are above it all, but are the worst gossips in industry circles.

Stars email and DM (each other) gossip on folks in the industry and sometimes outside it. They ask for the scoop on other celebrities and up and coming ones as well (mainly those they have a romantic interest in or want to work with or both). There's nothing wrong with talking, emailing or DMing a friend to find out about what they know regarding someone one is interested in. It can be helpful.

Where it gets really messy is when celebrities start getting into other people's personal family business and love lives in trying to sabotage others. Say what you want about bloggers, but when a blogger does something, at least it's out in the open, online for all to read.

 

The average bloggers isn't talking dirty about people behind their backs in trying to bring them down, quietly defaming others, spreading lies in assassinating their characters with an ulterior motive behind it all. Some entertainers are jealous of newly established or up and coming ones and will lie to and deceive others about them.

There's an incident regarding an established female star lying to an established male star about an up and coming female artist he privately inquired about. Girlfriend flat out lied to and deceived him out of jealousy. But the question is, what would her HUSBAND say if he found out and he will (it doesn't look good). She's not going to like what her husband or the guy she has been feeding lies will have to say to her. She's already married. Why mess up someone else's chance at happiness. What kind of friend are you.

Then there's the case of a male artist lying to his famous male collaborator about a woman the latter fell in love with. The male artist said he slept with the woman, when by all accounts, it is not true. He deemed the famous collaborator has become too attached to the young starlet he too is interested in, but didn't bother to tell his collaborator.  

Be Careful Of Letting People Control You In Relationships

Do Not Let Another Person Take Over Your Life

Still from the movie "Misery"

In relationships, there is a difference between concern and control. Some people's behavior veers into territory that goes beyond being concerned for the welfare of their significant other, to trying to downright control them. Considering God gave us all free will and the right to make our own decisions, no one should try to take that away, especially someone one is romantically involved with.

Beware of people who try to control where you go, what you say, what you do and who you talk to. Beware of people who are overly jealous. Be glad that your significant other is so great others think so as well. As long as the person isn't trying to break you and your significant other up, what's the harm.

Beware of those who try to isolate you from your family and or friends. That's a psychological move and that person is messing with your head to control you. It's one thing for a concerned girlfriend or boyfriend to question if it's safe for you to hang out with a friend that's a criminal (you know, something like "sweetie, you sure you wanna get into a car with your gang banger friend, I'm just saying..." - see: drive by shooting).

It's quite another thing when someone you date begins to nitpick your family and friends giving you a million reasons why you should spend less time with them, if any at all. Someone who truly cares about you will want you to have good, healthy lasting relationships with your family and friends, encouraging you to improve said familial and friendship ties. 

Keep relationships in perspective. God gave you a mind. Use it. what happens if and most likely when, you break up, because a controlling relationship where you are being completely domineered usually ends in disaster.

What about your family, friends and potential business associates, you've offended for this jealous, neurotic, controlling person. The funny thing is in many cases, family will try to warn you the person is all wrong for you, but you didn't listen. What about others you met during that time who would have been better for you, but the person told you so much garbage about them in trying to isolate and control you out of jealousy, you behaved in a funny manner that drove them away. Be careful of burning the wrong bridges, as some aren't easily rebuilt.

In life it is always best to use sound judgment and temperance. Learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe. Avoid engaging in conduct that harms others, because someone egged you on to do so, though your God given conscience warned you that you were going down the wrong path. Relationships are supposed to bring you happiness, not worry, anxiety and stress.  

While Rihanna Was Rejected By Clothing Brand Chris Brown's Karrueche Tran Signed To New Modeling Deal (Photos)

Rihanna and Chris Brown (Photo Credit: Splash)

Chris Brown's on and off again girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, has been signed as the new face of the fashion line Crooks and Castles. New photos have been released from their summer campaign featuring the budding model and dancer, who is being branded a new it girl.

This news will not make Brown's other on and off again girlfriend, singer Rihanna happy, as she was just publicly dissed by Chanel, who rebuffed her desperate attempts to become their new model.

Karrueche Tran

As reported on the site this week, Rihanna posted online about a new top secret fashion campaign, which was accompanied by a photo of her wearing Chanel. The spokesperson for Chanel immediately went to Vogue and informed them Rihanna is definitely not the new face of their brand, nor is she fronting any of their modeling campaigns. Rihanna, who is madly jealous of Tran, due to her looks and Brown's feelings for her, will not be happy at her rival getting a leg up on her.

Ray J Says ‘I Hit It First’ Not About Kim Kardashian As Her Past Catches Up With Her

Kim Kardashian on the cover of Ray J's single "I Hit It First" without her approval

Rapper Ray J is playing the public for fools, as he is trying to claim his song "I Hit It First" is not about reality star Kim Kardashian. The song makes reference to sex with an ex-girlfriend who is now dating a rapper, having gone "West." Kardashian became pregnant for rapper Kanye "West."

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Kardashian expressed that she was fearful of her ticking biological clock and a doctor’s report that her eggs are that of a woman twice her age. Shortly after she became pregnant for West, which made Ray J upset. Hence the song "I Hit It First."

Publicity hungry Ray J

Kardashian’s relationship with West is in trouble, as the couple have been reportedly arguing a lot and are rarely seen together in public anymore. Ray J’s song has not helped matters, upsetting West, who already had his doubts about her, due to Kardashian‘s past.

Chris Brown Leaves The Club With Three Women For An Orgy Behind Rihanna's Back

He's Going To Need To Stop At The Free Clinic In The Morning

Chris Brown and mystery blonde

Chris Brown must be on Viagra, as the R&B crooner, was spotted leaving the Playhouse nightclub in one vehicle, while his bodyguard, in a habit the singer has regularly engaged him in, escorted his choice of women for the night in a waiting vehicle. However, where Brown has been seen trying to discreetly leave clubs with one or two women, this time his bodyguard was driving a car full of bimbos back to Brown's house for sex. Three to be exact. His crown jewels are gonna fall off. 

Brown's girlfriend Rihanna, who is currently on a concert tour, modeling on stage and showing audiences where babies come from, while pretending to sing, is going to be enraged when she sees the photos. For weeks the two have publicly been speaking about being reunited and how well things are going. Days ago, Brown even admitted to cheating on her in the past, claiming he's stopped, but the Judiciary Report did not believe he was being faithful (Chris Brown Admits He's Cheated On Rihanna).

Chris Brown and his bodyguard leaving the club

However, since Brown's "Fine China" video hit, starring a look alike of his ex-girlfriend turned jump off, Karrueche Tran, Rihanna had to admit defeat, as the song praises the pretty model as his "favorite" (you guys knew I was going to bring that up again right). The Judiciary Report suggested Brown actually put Tran in a new video to make Rihanna jealous (*suppressing laughter*), but he did the next best thing - a look alike. Wow, who knew it would be the straw that broke the camel's back (no, not camel like Jay-Z, it's just a phrase). 

 

Rihanna was spotted looking sad and smoking more weed than a rapper's entire entourage 

I heard Rihanna's devastated. Brown is the love of her life and their relationship has blown up in her face once again. Just like the Judiciary Report stated last week, Brown's attitude is there are other fish in the sea. He picked up three in one night (and tripling his chance of catching a super STD that when he coughs his penis cries).

Chris Brown Drops Second Version Of "Fine China" Video With Karrueche Tran Look Alike He Calls His Favorite (Video)

In Other News Blogs Are Reporting Rihanna Is Depressed, Drinking Heavily And Heartbroken

Yesterday really was April Fools for singer Rihanna, as her boyfriend dropped two music videos for his song "Fine China" which are clearly an ode to his former full time girlfriend turned jump off, Karrueche Tran. Like the model starring in the "Fine China" video Tran is also Asian.

Chris Brown

Where insecure, braggart Rihanna released the song "Birthday Cake" slamming and slurring Tran as "rice cakes" a slur for Vietnamese women, claiming her vagina is better than the model, Brown doesn't seem to think so, complimenting Tran in the track "Fine China."

Karrueche Tran

What's worse, the track has a line featuring Brown singing to the Tran look alike stating, "You're my favorite." Uh oh! Tran has Chris whipped. Another funny line in the song is "Favorite, you're my favorite, it's like all the girls around me don't have faces." You read that Rihanna. When he sees you all he sees is forehead. That's right - foreheadage for days.

Rihanna releases pic looking embarrassed

The song and second video for "Fine China" are in the vein of Michael Jackson, pardon the pun. It is very reminiscent of the late pop singer's "Smooth Criminal" video, which was a big hit during its time (the same label Sony released both videos).

Poses like this is apart of why Karrueche is winning

The video also has a scene with Brown showing you his karate moves, you know, the ones he practices on Rihanna (just kidding). Brown knows his girlfriend Rihanna has a terrible temper like he does and given the contents of the aforementioned song and video, Rihanna is going to want to break the "Fine China."

Side Bar: you guys know that somewhere Karrueche is watching this video secretly smiling and giggling.

Side Bar #2: $5 to the first journalist who asks Rihanna how she feels about the "Fine China" song and vid with the Tran look alike and line "You're my favorite."

Side Bar #3: $5 to the first radio disc jockey that plays the song while interviewing Rihanna. Yea, I'm rich like that...

Chris Brown's 'Fine China' Song And Video Debuts Complimenting Karrueche Tran Right In Rihanna's Face (Video)

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Chris Brown debuted his "Fine China" song and music video today. Not only does Brown sound like Michael Jackson on the track, he is imitating the late singer as well via his dance moves in the low budget video. Forget about the Michael Jackson impersonation, where is the Karrueche Tran impersonator, as in the girl shown filming a video with him who looks an awful lot like his aforementioned Asian and black ex-girlfriend.

   Karrueche Tran

Paparazzi sold the shots to publications who stated the Karrueche Tran look alike appears in a video entitled "Fina China." Was Rihanna upset and the footage yanked or did someone get their wires crossed. Either way, it's still a diss to Rihanna, as the lyrics to "Fine China" are of a man in love singing about a woman he has feelings for. "The Rihanna Navy" *cough* more like dinghy, will not be pleased.

They post the meanest things to her on Instagram and Twitter. She didn't do anything to them or Rihanna, who she has publicly complimented. However, Rihanna keeps publicly insulting her. She dated Brown when Rihanna dropped him for a time. You can't be mad at someone for moving on with their life. He found love with someone else.

"Fine China" by Chris Brown

Baby does he do it for ya
When he’s finish does he step back and adore ya
I just gotta know
Cause ya time is money
And I won’t let him waste it
Oh no noooo
Baby just go with it
Cause when your with me
I can’t explain it
It’s just different
We can take it slow
Or act like your my girl let’s skip the physics

Chorus: He’s so replaceable
Your worth the chase
It’s alright im not dangerous
When youre mine ill be generous
Youre irreplaceable
Uncollectable Just like fine china

2nd Verse: Favorite
Your my favorite
It’s like all the girls around me, don’t have faces
And they say it goes
Life if just a game but im not playing
He’s so replaceable Your worth the chase
Your good enough
It’s alright im not dangerous
When youre mine ill be generous
Youre irreplaceable
Uncollectable Just like fine china

3rd Verse: Took me awhile to find your love
Aint no amount of time in this world
Give me a lot of just love Daily baby, daily
Are you sure?
Are you ready I know your heart been telling you,
you been wrong for me
But im not, noo

Chorus:
It’s alright im not dangerous
When youre mine ill be generous
Youre irreplaceable
Uncollectable
Just like fine china