Drake Clowns Rihanna Who Offended Chris Brown For Him

Chris Brown: Karrueche, I see you girl!

Rihanna was behaving in a very thirsty manner this month, chasing after rapper Drake online, in trying to make ex-boyfriend Chris Brown jealous. She began following Drake on Twitter and pressing like on his photos on Instagram. And what happened you ask?

Drake and Syn in Miami, not thinking about the forehead Rihanna

For one, Chris Brown unfollowed Rihanna and began following his on and off again girlfriend Karrueche Tran (he has since taken her to the Billboard Awards). But here’s where it goes doubly wrong for Rihanna. Drake threw her over for a stripper named Syn, taking the woman to Miami for a trip.

Rihanna: so I basically got clowned

So now, Brown is with Tran. Drake is with Syn. And Valtrex poster girl Rihanna is with her freeloading Transformers Trannyformer best friend Melissa trying to figure out how to work a stripper pole her bisexual publicist allegedly gave her. Meanwhile Karrueche’s got the love of Rihanna’s life wining and dining her again (LOL). Looks like Brown chose the "Fine China" over plastic plate Rihanna.

Chris Brown Owes Karrueche Tran...

Chris Brown in the "Fine China" music video

Singer Chris Brown owes his on and off again girlfriend Karrueche Tran dinner and thanks. His song and video "Fine China" which music audiences believe were inspired by her, has received 11,000,000 views in 2-weeks on You Tube, which is a successfully tally on the website.

Karrueche Tran 

The song is also a hit with radio audiences and is frequently cited on the internet. As such, Brown should do something nice for Tran, who was there for him when his career hit rock bottom after the Rihanna domestic violence case.

Now That Chris Brown Has Dropped Rihanna Will He Get Back With Ms. 'Fine China' Karrueche Tran

Chris Brown: oh well!

After Chris Brown was spotted leaving the club with three women on Sunday night, two days later news broke that he and girlfriend Rihanna had broken up again. It was the second blow in as many days. Rihanna was left reeling and humiliated after Brown released the flattering song and video "Fine China" due to the actress in the clip bearing a striking resemblance to his on and off Asian girlfriend, Karrueche Tran.

"Fine China" has become popular, amassing millions of views on YouTube and spawning many blog articles on various sites, announcing Rihanna's humiliation to everyone. People in the industry are talking that Rihanna took it badly watching him profess his love for Karrueche on screen and in song. Chris was grinning and jumping up and down in the video like a happy runaway slave (what did Karrueche do to him LOL).

Rihanna getting high in the club last night after new pics of Brown cheating hit the blogs

Rihanna blew a gasket hearing him singing of his love for another woman, her rival, Tran. It devastated her. Rihanna fears and dislikes Tran, especially after Brown made the aforementioned song calling her his "favorite." Rihanna's ego would not be able to take it if Brown publicly reunites with Tran, whom he was sneaking around with behind her back this year. 

Seeing photos of him leaving the club with three women angered her and became too much. What's amazing is just last week he was telling radio disc jockeys and television hosts that their relationship is back on track. Yet it imploded in the space of one week. Weeks prior to that Rihanna was singing his praises in interviews (that was before "Fine China" was released).

Rihanna after "Fine China" was released

Rihanna has a serious problem on her hands, as Brown is the one she loves, not the other people she's had sex with for career advancement.  Yet once again, Brown was not faithful and unintentionally insulted her with "Fine China." No one would take that well, but I don't think he realized how it all looked, as the song is positive (just not about Rihanna).

However, the Judiciary Report is not sorry for Rihanna. She steals others copyrights and has damaged marriages and relationships of executives, producers and artists at major record labels when she traded meaningless sex for career favors. Those men didn't mean anything to her (Jay-Z included) but they mean something to their wives and girlfriends. She's catching back the same emotional pain she caused others. You reap what you sow.

Karrueche Tran

To the women reading this article, don't mess with other people's husband or boyfriends. Respect people's relationships. Just because you can cheat with someone does not mean you should, as it will bring negativity into your life. If you go around hurting people, it will come back to you. There are loads of single people out there - pick one - and leave other people's relationships alone. 

Chris Brown Leaves The Club With Three Women For An Orgy Behind Rihanna's Back

He's Going To Need To Stop At The Free Clinic In The Morning

Chris Brown and mystery blonde

Chris Brown must be on Viagra, as the R&B crooner, was spotted leaving the Playhouse nightclub in one vehicle, while his bodyguard, in a habit the singer has regularly engaged him in, escorted his choice of women for the night in a waiting vehicle. However, where Brown has been seen trying to discreetly leave clubs with one or two women, this time his bodyguard was driving a car full of bimbos back to Brown's house for sex. Three to be exact. His crown jewels are gonna fall off. 

Brown's girlfriend Rihanna, who is currently on a concert tour, modeling on stage and showing audiences where babies come from, while pretending to sing, is going to be enraged when she sees the photos. For weeks the two have publicly been speaking about being reunited and how well things are going. Days ago, Brown even admitted to cheating on her in the past, claiming he's stopped, but the Judiciary Report did not believe he was being faithful (Chris Brown Admits He's Cheated On Rihanna).

Chris Brown and his bodyguard leaving the club

However, since Brown's "Fine China" video hit, starring a look alike of his ex-girlfriend turned jump off, Karrueche Tran, Rihanna had to admit defeat, as the song praises the pretty model as his "favorite" (you guys knew I was going to bring that up again right). The Judiciary Report suggested Brown actually put Tran in a new video to make Rihanna jealous (*suppressing laughter*), but he did the next best thing - a look alike. Wow, who knew it would be the straw that broke the camel's back (no, not camel like Jay-Z, it's just a phrase). 

 

Rihanna was spotted looking sad and smoking more weed than a rapper's entire entourage 

I heard Rihanna's devastated. Brown is the love of her life and their relationship has blown up in her face once again. Just like the Judiciary Report stated last week, Brown's attitude is there are other fish in the sea. He picked up three in one night (and tripling his chance of catching a super STD that when he coughs his penis cries).

Chris Brown Drops Second Version Of "Fine China" Video With Karrueche Tran Look Alike He Calls His Favorite (Video)

In Other News Blogs Are Reporting Rihanna Is Depressed, Drinking Heavily And Heartbroken

Yesterday really was April Fools for singer Rihanna, as her boyfriend dropped two music videos for his song "Fine China" which are clearly an ode to his former full time girlfriend turned jump off, Karrueche Tran. Like the model starring in the "Fine China" video Tran is also Asian.

Chris Brown

Where insecure, braggart Rihanna released the song "Birthday Cake" slamming and slurring Tran as "rice cakes" a slur for Vietnamese women, claiming her vagina is better than the model, Brown doesn't seem to think so, complimenting Tran in the track "Fine China."

Karrueche Tran

What's worse, the track has a line featuring Brown singing to the Tran look alike stating, "You're my favorite." Uh oh! Tran has Chris whipped. Another funny line in the song is "Favorite, you're my favorite, it's like all the girls around me don't have faces." You read that Rihanna. When he sees you all he sees is forehead. That's right - foreheadage for days.

Rihanna releases pic looking embarrassed

The song and second video for "Fine China" are in the vein of Michael Jackson, pardon the pun. It is very reminiscent of the late pop singer's "Smooth Criminal" video, which was a big hit during its time (the same label Sony released both videos).

Poses like this is apart of why Karrueche is winning

The video also has a scene with Brown showing you his karate moves, you know, the ones he practices on Rihanna (just kidding). Brown knows his girlfriend Rihanna has a terrible temper like he does and given the contents of the aforementioned song and video, Rihanna is going to want to break the "Fine China."

Side Bar: you guys know that somewhere Karrueche is watching this video secretly smiling and giggling.

Side Bar #2: $5 to the first journalist who asks Rihanna how she feels about the "Fine China" song and vid with the Tran look alike and line "You're my favorite."

Side Bar #3: $5 to the first radio disc jockey that plays the song while interviewing Rihanna. Yea, I'm rich like that...