Have Fun This Mother’s Day (A Funny Story)

Happy mother’s day to all the moms reading the site. Parents are great. Mom’s are something else, as they give birth to us. Me personally, my mom was in labor 36-hours and I was born a day late, with dark red hair.

I asked my mom what she wanted for mother’s day and she was unsure. So I said, "I’ll give you my debit card (bank card) and you buy what you want." She said okay, took the card and asked for the code, which I gave her. Then I jokingly told her, just call me when you get to the cash register and they ring up the stuff you picked…so I can call the police. I was just teasing, as I wouldn't do that to her. I love you mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

Because I wormed out of cooking Christmas dinner months ago (hey, I made the salad, that counts doesn't it) and thought I had gotten away with it (turns out I didn't) my family’s making me make the Mother’s Day dinner. I jokingly told them they’re gonna starve. I can cook well, on a restaurant level, but on holidays I get tired because of the amount of stuff I do on weekdays.

Funny Signs (Photo)

Tonight as I was passing by a famous, world class hotel, due to it being somewhat dark outside, a part of the sign was not fully illuminated. So instead of saying "Trump Tower " it looked like it said "Rump Tower ." No disrespect intended, but it was funny. Here are some funny signs from the internet to brighten your night with a bit of comic relief:
 

 

Rihanna Cancels Boston Concert Due To Laryngitis But There's Just One Problem...

Rihanna

Singer and I use the term loosely, Rihanna, has cancelled her concert in Boston, Massachusetts, but there's one problem, she can't sing. She's no Whitney Houston. She goes on stage in next to nothing, indecently flashing her body parts at the audience (adults and children alike), usually opening her legs like she is at the gynecologist. Laryngitis wouldn't stop her show. However, a herpes flair up would.

Girl Burns Her Hair Off During Curling Iron Video Tutorial

 This Is Why Hair Dressers Keep Making Money

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Young Tori Locklear decided to share her wealth of knowledge with the world on how to get that perfect curl. There was just one problem. She herself didn't know how either and burned her hair off, in one of the funniest tutorial videos on You Tube. Poor baby. Don't worry. It'll grow back. And the moral of the story is, Tori, don't curl your hair anymore (kidding).