Showing posts with label basketball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label basketball. Show all posts

Friday, 14 June 2013

Chris Brown Owned On The Basketball Court (Video)


Oh dear! Singer Chris Brown took to the basketball court and was dunked on...hard! Detroit Piston Andre Drummond turned Chris into a proverbial poster. The video clip of Brown being owned by Drummond has gone viral to the amusement of many. Drummond was heard singing Brown's "Run It" as he proceeded to run over Chris (just kidding about the last line, but admit it, that would have been funny). In closing, some people should stick to their day job (LOL).

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Monday, 10 June 2013

2-Year-Old Titus Ashby Outscores Shaquille O'Neal And Takes On Kobe (Videos)



Talented two-year-old Titus Ashby got into a basketball shootout with NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal and won. The contest took place on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and Titus shut Shaq down. He was presented with a pair of Shaq's shoes for outscoring him in the friendly duel. 

  
Titus did the same regarding Shaq's former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant, who also challenged him to a basketball shootout. However, Titus, sparing Kobe's feelings, tied with him in the match up. Once again, Titus was given a pair of his opponent's shoes.


Titus: now bring me Lebron!

It's undeniable the adorable, beautiful tot has a gift from God to be able play so well and at such a young age. The league will definitely be keeping an eye on this one, as he is amazing. It will be interesting to see how his skills develop. Years ago a basketball movie proclaimed "White Men Can't Jump." Titus Ashby disagrees...

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Tony Parker’s Injury Lawsuit Involving Chris Brown And Drake Being Questioned After Game 1 Of NBA Finals


Tony Parker

Tony Parker’s performance in Game 1 of the NBA finals against my wonderful Miami Heat is causing some to question his injury lawsuit against rapper Drake and singer Chris Brown. Parker sued club W.i.P. in New York, among others, over an incident that occurred last year, involving a fight between Chris Brown and Drake’s entourages.

The fight was said to be initiated by singer Rihanna, who was with Drake at the time (seriously, who isn’t she with). Rapper Meek Mill reported a woman started the fight, as females were seen throwing bottles. Rihanna is known for hurling bottles at people, as documented in another incident.


Drake and Chris Brown

Parker sued stating his eye was injured by a piece of glass, but clearly they didn’t hit that dude in the head hard enough, because his team the Spurs won Game 1 against my Miami Heat. Um, I mean sorry you were injured Tony and I hope you feel better soon. As I wrote on Twitter, Parker I’m going to need you to start messing up – we want that ring!

I hope the Heat guard you like cops circling a Dunkin Donuts shop. A few weeks ago, I walked past a Dunkin Donuts and there were four cops and three police vehicles outside. One of the cops was an investigator in a suit with a badge on his leather belt and all four officers had food and coffee from inside Dunkin Donuts. The cops were standing guard over the Dunkin Donuts smiling their butts off like it’s their happy place. That Dunkin Donuts was the safest place in America and nothing was going to happen as long as those cops were there (LOL).

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Tony Parker's Lawsuit Over Drake And Chris Brown Brawl May Be Sunk By Playoff Run

Published: 2013-06-08 16:36:23 - Remember that massive brawl between Drake, Chris Brown and their respective entourages? Bottles were heaved. Money was bled and a slew of different lawsuits were filed, one by innocent bystander Tony Parker who was hit in the eye by a rogue piece of glass.

Because of lacerations to his cornea, Parker was initially concerned about the future of his basketball career; so, according to TMZ, his lawsuit asked for twenty million dollars for his pain, suffering and potential lost income. Fortunately or unfortunately, however, Parker’s play didn’t suffer any drop off this season whatsoever. In fact, a case could be made that he had his best season yet, and his beloved San Antonio Spurs are now in the NBA Finals, thanks largely to his heroic efforts...

Friday, 7 June 2013

Case Against Shaquille O’Neal By Mistress Goes Up in Smoke As She Is Unmasked As A Liar


Shaquille O'Neal
 
NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal was sued by mistress, Vanessa Lopez, who claimed the star had begun harassing and intimidating her when their fling came to an end. Lopez hired high profile attorney, Gloria Allred, who later backed out of the case when discrepancies in her client’s testimony began surfacing.

From the beginning of this case, the Judiciary Report stated Lopez would have credibility issues (Mistress Sues Shaq For Harassment - Part 2). As the case wore on, Lopez lied about issues that affected her credibility even more, such as illegally charging $10,000 in clothes and jewelry to the credit card of basketball star Kenyon Martin, which she obtained without permission while he was sleeping, after having sex with him in a hotel room.



Vanessa Lopez

She also lied that she was never the subject of a restraining order, but O’Neal legal team presented evidence indicating a past boyfriend obtained said legal document against her, regarding her unreasonable behavior. The case has dragged on for years, costing O’Neal a significant sum of money in legal fees he may never see again, which is not fair under the circumstances. The court has dismissed Lopez’s case citing fraud.

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Shaq's Alleged Mistress Destroyed By Judge You're a Dirty Liar

HUGE legal victory for Shaq -- the lawsuit filed by an alleged ex-mistress who claimed the NBA star harassed her following their breakup has been dismissed ... because the judge says she's a dirty LIAR. As we reported, Vanessa Lopez filed her lawsuit against Shaq back in 2010 claiming she was his mistress for 5 years ... and once she broke up with him, he launched a campaign to harass her and make her fear for her safety.

But the Florida judge just lowered the legal boom on Lopez in his ruling -- claiming the court CAUGHT HER in several lies ... proving it's impossible to believe anything that comes out of her mouth. "[Lopez] lied often. She lied about facts important to the defense, and she demonstrated an utter disrespect for the system of justice," the judge stated.

Among Lopez's lies -- the judge says Vanessa claimed she "did not know of" any previous restraining orders that had been issued against her ... when there were official records showing she was hit with one stemming from a case involving an ex-boyfriend. The judge says there's also proof she lied about her legal history with NBA star Kenyon Martin ... who had accused her of stealing his credit card and running up charges…

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Miami Heat's Lebron James Shakes The Hand Of British Football Star David Beckham (You Know Lil Wayne Got Jealous)


Lebron James and David Beckham

During the Miami Heat's fantastic game 7 win against the Pacers at the Airlines Arena, the best basketball player in the league, Lebron James, stopped to shake the hand of British football star, David Beckham, who was humbled by the gesture (Lebron, you kissing up to get him out of retirement and over to your team Liverpool - just teasing).


Lebron owning the rim

When I saw that, it made me giggle, because I know somewhere, Miami resident and turncoat Lil Wayne was getting his drawers and dreads in a knot, watching the display, as he got mad at Lebron and other members of the Heat for not coming over to him and shaking his hand when he attended Miami games.


Lil Wayne (yup, that's that sizzurp)

You jealous yet Wayne *raspberry.* Let me shut up, cause I might run into him again, but this time have to bail for all this trash talking I've been doing lately. Yea, he's shorter than me, but I'm not taking any chances LOL.

Channing Tatum Worried About Justin Bieber Who Went Wild After Miami Heat Game


Justin Bieber at Miami Heat game, sitting next to female friend

Hollywood actor Channing Tatum says he is worried about 19-year-old singer Justin Bieber, who has made headlines often over the past several months, in numerous scandals. Bieber arrived in Miami for game 7 of the playoffs, where the Heat squared off against Pacers and won. The Pacers left the arena looking like they needed pacemakers, after the Heat broke their hearts with a definitive win. But hey, they're both great teams.

But I digress. Outlets report Bieber drank and partied at the night clubs and a seedy strip club, in increasingly worrying behavior, as the once squeaky clean star has deviated from his once wholesome image.
Tatum stated to Vanity Fair, "I worry about Bieber, man. That kid’s wildly talented. I hope he doesn’t fall down into the usual ways of young kids because it’s so hard for someone to be responsible when they’re not asked to be. We’re not asked to do things ourselves..."

The Judiciary Report maintains, Bieber needs better friends and a down to earth, decent girlfriend who will tell him when he is being influenced by the wrong people and manipulatively led astray for other's personal and financial gain. Some could care less about his demise, as long as they get what they want.

Monday, 20 May 2013

Rihanna Wrongly Slams The Entire New York Knicks Basketball Team




 Rihanna

In a strange and foolish tirade, alleged singer, Rihanna, slammed the entire New York Knicks basketball team, when an Instagram user asked her about one of its stars, J.R. Smith. The drug addicted alcoholic launched into an offensive tirade stating of Smith, "F**k you and your wack a*s team." Smith responded, "I'm not worried about Instagram, I'm worried about the playoffs!"

The Miami Heat are my favorite team, have been since their inception when I was a kid, but give credit where credit is due - the Knicks are a storied, accomplished team. They have so much history and many great players have worn their jersey. The Miami and New York rivalry has also been sweet for years, due to the sheer amount of New Yorkers living in South Florida. 

But back to my point, why refer to the entire team as "wack." It was disrespectful. It's one thing to joke about a team, but calling them "wack" especially when you have a song deal with the NBA, was foolish and unnecessary. It was the words of a fool believing her own hype her record company paid for in the press.

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Saturday, 18 May 2013

Miami Heat Star Dwyane Wade Takes High School Girl To The Prom After Repeated Requests (Video)


Miami student, Nicole Muxo, made a video on YouTube asking Miami Heat basketball star, Dwyane Wade to take her to the prom. She also tweeted about it on Twitter. After repeated requests, Muxo, who went to the prom with someone else, had the surprise of her life when Wade showed up at the event. She was thrilled to see him and took pictures with the towering athlete.


They look great!

Muxo stated, "Never be 2 scared to ask.. They might just say yes...#dreamsdocometrue" and Wade responded, "I had a blast at the prom." That was such a nice thing to do. After the event, Wade stated he is going home to ice his knee that all of Miami is watching due to the playoffs.

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Chris Brown Slams Rumors Teyana Taylor Tried To Give Him Her Virginity But What He Didn't Say Was...

He Wasn't The First But He Was In The Line


Chris Brown

Yesterday, rumors erupted on blogs that singer Chris Brown turned down songstress Teyana Taylor, when she got drunk one night and offered him her virginity at a hotel. Taylor, who is bisexual, reportedly lost her virginity to basketball player, Brandon Jennings. Her words led people to believe Jennings took her virginity.


Chris Brown regarding Teyana Taylor: yea I hit that (a few times)!


Teyana to Chris: shhh don't tell Rihanna

However, did Chris Brown have his way with Taylor after she lost her virginity. Why yes he did. A few months ago someone informed me about that something was going on with Brown and Taylor. It confirmed what I'd briefly thought. It was always obvious Taylor has a thing for Brown. It showed in the way she looked at him and how she would put her arms around him.


Rihanna the scarecrow

Brown has very few female friends he hasn't slept with. He thinks with his other head, instead of the one with the brain in it. Brown has been handing out his penis like snicker bars. It's not something Rihanna likes and it makes her jealous, but she gives him very little incentive to remain faithful to her, with her sex for career favors bedroom practices. Ironically, several industry women are after Brown's snicker bar and when Rihanna finds out the full extent thereof she is not going to take it well.

Miami Heat Fans Who Put Our Boy Lebron In This Sweater?

 
Lebron James 
A couple days ago, Miami Heat basketball star and the best player in the league, Lebron James, attended a press conference wearing an unusual red sweater made of sofa material. We Heat fans love Lebron, so the Judiciary Report must ask, who put that sweater on Lebron. 



Boo, who did this to you. Was it the Bulls? Was it Jason Terry caused you dunked on him so bad it was trending on Twitter for three days? Was it Russell Westbrook, cause that looks like something he would wear. Savannah, girl, did you do this? I'm just teasing.

 

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Derrick Rose Sued For Making Chicago Bulls Fan 'Fat And Depressed'

Yea, That's What You Get For Breaking The Heat's Winning Streak (LOL)


Derrick Rose

Chicago Bulls fan Matthew Thompson, 25, has sued NBA star, Derrick Rose, complaining the athlete becoming injured and sidelined has made him "fat and depressed." Yes, this is a real lawsuit and the Judiciary Report would have loved to see the look on Rose's face when he read it. And all the Miami Heat fans say "Amen!"

Seriously, sweetie, you can't sue people for being injured. That's the nature of sports. Rose wants to play, but if an injury occurs, he, just like every other athlete, has to deal with it as best they can. They can't be faulted for that. Drop the lawsuit.

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Ingenious Fan Sues Injured Derrick Rose for Making Him Fat and Depressed

April 19, 2013 - Derrick Rose's injury has affected us all. Well, some more than others, because one fan is suing the Chicago Bulls star for making him a fat, depressed mess. HipHop365 reports Rose's lingering injury has taken its toll on the psyche and waistline of one superfan.
A 25 year old Peoria Illinois man filed a lawsuit Thursday against Chicago Bulls Superstar Derrick Rose.

Matthew Thompson, a self-described long-time Bulls fan, and electrician claims Rose missing the entire 2012-2013 NBA regular season has caused him to have mental breakdowns and emotional distress, which ultimately led to obesity issues. According to reports, Thompson claims Rose displayed negligent behavior by refusing to return to the court, despite having been cleared by team doctors. He blames his health issues on the MVP’s refusal to return...

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Rutgers Coach Mike Rice Fired For Hitting And Yelling At University Basketball Players (Video)

Rutgers university basketball coach Mike Rice is in serious trouble this week, as a video tape was released to the public showing him physically abusing and berating students on the team. Rice has been terminated from his post, due to to public outcry. Professional athletes Lebron James, Warren Sapp and Michael Strahan have weighed in on the scandal, expressing their offense at how the students have been treated. Rice has since apologized stating, "I am deeply sorry." 

Famous Pro-Athletes Hamstrung By Hamstring Injuries (Asafa Powell, Lebron James And Lionel Messi)


Some of the top athletes in the world are currently out with hamstring injuries. Men such as gold medalist, Asafa Powell, award winning footballer Lionel Messi and championship star Lebron James of the NBA’s Miami Heat. Hamstring injury often consists of a pulled, strained or torn muscle. It is a painful injury and one that can hamper mobility. The recovery time varies, depending on the severity of the injury.

Monday, 1 April 2013

NCAA Basketball Player Kevin Ware Suffers Horrible Injury On The Court (Photos & Video)


NCAA and University of Louisville basketball player, Kevin Ware, sustained a gruesome injury on the court this past weekend, which shocked the sports world. Ware landed badly on his right leg which snapped in two places. The horrible injury brought his coach, teammates and audiences to tears.


 But ever the fighter, Ware, in pain, encouraged his team to victory and win they did in honor of their fallen teammate. Ware underwent a successful surgery last night to repair his damaged leg and is on the mend. The Judiciary Report wishes him a speed recovery.