Showing posts with label Lebron James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lebron James. Show all posts

Monday, 10 June 2013

2-Year-Old Titus Ashby Outscores Shaquille O'Neal And Takes On Kobe (Videos)



Talented two-year-old Titus Ashby got into a basketball shootout with NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal and won. The contest took place on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and Titus shut Shaq down. He was presented with a pair of Shaq's shoes for outscoring him in the friendly duel. 

  
Titus did the same regarding Shaq's former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant, who also challenged him to a basketball shootout. However, Titus, sparing Kobe's feelings, tied with him in the match up. Once again, Titus was given a pair of his opponent's shoes.


Titus: now bring me Lebron!

It's undeniable the adorable, beautiful tot has a gift from God to be able play so well and at such a young age. The league will definitely be keeping an eye on this one, as he is amazing. It will be interesting to see how his skills develop. Years ago a basketball movie proclaimed "White Men Can't Jump." Titus Ashby disagrees...

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Miami Heat's Lebron James Shakes The Hand Of British Football Star David Beckham (You Know Lil Wayne Got Jealous)


Lebron James and David Beckham

During the Miami Heat's fantastic game 7 win against the Pacers at the Airlines Arena, the best basketball player in the league, Lebron James, stopped to shake the hand of British football star, David Beckham, who was humbled by the gesture (Lebron, you kissing up to get him out of retirement and over to your team Liverpool - just teasing).


Lebron owning the rim

When I saw that, it made me giggle, because I know somewhere, Miami resident and turncoat Lil Wayne was getting his drawers and dreads in a knot, watching the display, as he got mad at Lebron and other members of the Heat for not coming over to him and shaking his hand when he attended Miami games.


Lil Wayne (yup, that's that sizzurp)

You jealous yet Wayne *raspberry.* Let me shut up, cause I might run into him again, but this time have to bail for all this trash talking I've been doing lately. Yea, he's shorter than me, but I'm not taking any chances LOL.

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Miami Heat Fans Who Put Our Boy Lebron In This Sweater?

 
Lebron James 
A couple days ago, Miami Heat basketball star and the best player in the league, Lebron James, attended a press conference wearing an unusual red sweater made of sofa material. We Heat fans love Lebron, so the Judiciary Report must ask, who put that sweater on Lebron. 



Boo, who did this to you. Was it the Bulls? Was it Jason Terry caused you dunked on him so bad it was trending on Twitter for three days? Was it Russell Westbrook, cause that looks like something he would wear. Savannah, girl, did you do this? I'm just teasing.

 

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Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Rutgers Coach Mike Rice Fired For Hitting And Yelling At University Basketball Players (Video)

Rutgers university basketball coach Mike Rice is in serious trouble this week, as a video tape was released to the public showing him physically abusing and berating students on the team. Rice has been terminated from his post, due to to public outcry. Professional athletes Lebron James, Warren Sapp and Michael Strahan have weighed in on the scandal, expressing their offense at how the students have been treated. Rice has since apologized stating, "I am deeply sorry." 

Famous Pro-Athletes Hamstrung By Hamstring Injuries (Asafa Powell, Lebron James And Lionel Messi)


Some of the top athletes in the world are currently out with hamstring injuries. Men such as gold medalist, Asafa Powell, award winning footballer Lionel Messi and championship star Lebron James of the NBA’s Miami Heat. Hamstring injury often consists of a pulled, strained or torn muscle. It is a painful injury and one that can hamper mobility. The recovery time varies, depending on the severity of the injury.

Monday, 1 April 2013

Hornets' Coach Takes A Dig At Miami Heat's Lebron James


When asked if he "saw a little bit of (Michael) Jordan in (Lebron) James performance" on the court, Hornets coach Monty Williams slyly stated, "(Michael) Jordan played against men. LeBron plays against young boys. That's the difference." In ways that statement is not fair.

There are many real men in the league, exhibiting a great level of athleticism. With advances in sports medicine, these men are in peak physical condition. James is playing phenomenally. He's a joy to watch on the court. Give credit where credit is due.

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Thursday, 7 March 2013

Miami Heat's Lebron James And Fiancée Savannah Brinson Are Getting Married


Miami Heat basketball player Lebron James and his longtime girlfriend, Savannah Brinson have announced the happy news that the two are set to get married on September 13-15, 2013 in San Diego, California. Brinson, the mother of James' two sons, who knew him before he became rich and famous, had been out of the spotlight for a few months, but squashed all rumors regarding their alleged break-up via the  wedding announcement. Congrats to the beautiful couple.

Friday, 22 February 2013

Lil Wayne Offends Emmett Till's Family, The Miami Heat, The NBA And Fans With His Statements

Lil Wayne

Rapper Lil Wayne is clearly going through something, because he is going from one offensive PR crisis to another. First he got into a dispute with the NBA's Oklahoma Thunder, in demanding free courtside tickets, while being loud and unruly. He was denied and went on a tirade over the incident.

The next basketball related incident occurred when Wayne attended a game featuring the NBA's Miami  and Los Angeles Lakers. Wayne began heckling the Miami Heat, then making gun signs with his fingers, which prompted police to visit his section and talk some sense into him. Wayne claims they told him to leave, the league denied the claim, stating he chose to go.


Adrienne Bosh and Chris Bosh

Then Wayne went on another tirade, using expletives on Twitter to complain about the Heat. He wrote a string of f-words regarding the team's top players. Not content with the bad publicity and criticism he brought on himself, Wayne went to the NBA All Star Celebrity weekend in Houston, Texas and crudely told the audience that he had sex with Adrienne Bosh (nee Williams), presumably before she married Heat player, Chris Bosh.

Now an old rap song has surfaced featuring a diss directed at Adrienne, stating she scammed Wayne out of money, claiming she needed it for cancer treatments. None of Wayne's claims have been confirmed or addressed by Adrienne. However, he has apologized for insulting the top player in the league, the Heat's Lebron James.
 

Emmett Till
 
This was just a fraction of Wayne's offending spree as he inexplicable include crude lyrics in his new song "Karate Chop" staying of the late 15-year-old civil rights era murder victim, Emmett Till, "Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till." The teen was brutally beaten to death and dumped in a river by two racists enraged that he flirted with a white woman.

It is clear Wayne is in need of mental help. All his talk about the devil and the Illuminati, coupled with the drugs he is taking, has turned him into an angry, confused person, lashing out at the world, while offending many. 

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Beyonce Leaks Information About Her Sex Life With Husband Jay-Z

 

Beyonce and husband Jay-Z

Due to rampant online claims her husband, rapper and chronic copyright infringer, Jay-Z, has been cheating on her with a number of industry women such as Rihanna and Rita Ora as well as groupies, singer Beyonce has been leaking information about their sex life that we the public really didn't need to know.

The latest tidbit Beyonce leaked claims she likes tying him up (bondage) which made me laugh. I'm sorry, but all I could think was, "Tying up what? His face?" As many have publicly stated, Jay-Z is not considered a pretty dude (inside or out). But you can't tell him that. Judging by some of his raps, he thinks he is handsome like Denzel Washington.

As the phrase goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't know how Beyonce does it. I'm trying to be nice, but if I were married to Jay-Z I'd need a strong sedative at night - one strong enough to make me hallucinate and think he looked like Lebron James or Paul Walker (LOL).

Disclaimer: the site does not endorse taking sedatives until you hallucinate. It was just a joke.

Monday, 28 January 2013

The Miami Heat Welcomed To White House In Comical Ceremony (Video)


"Bitter Betty" Barack Obama finally welcomed the Miami Heat to the White House in his capacity as President of the United States, for the customary celebratory greeting extended to winning NBA basketball teams. The event took place yesterday in Washington, DC.

I told you guys Obama was being a hater over his beloved Chicago Bulls not winning the championship, as the President stated, "Even though I am a little disappointed that the Bulls didn't make it. I do want to congratulate the Heat for a well-earned Championship." Tell the truth, you cried when the Bulls lost.


The Miami Heat's Lebron James stated regarding the warm and friendly ceremony, "We're in the White House now. This is like...Mama I made it ." You and the team certainly have and congrats again. In closing, don't let Obama borrow any of your championship rings. They'll just mysteriously end up in Chicago, hand delivered by the Secret Service.

Saturday, 26 January 2013

Miami Heat Fan Wins $75,000 In Basketball Shot And A Big Roll Around On The Ground Hug From Lebron James



It's not everyday one can say one has been hugged by the top player in the NBA, Miami Heat star, Lebron James...in a big hug that ended on the floor (That's sweet, Lebron is happy like he won the money LOL). However, that's exactly what happened to a Miami Heat fan, who made a great basketball shot, winning a $75,000 prize for charity and a big congrats from Lebron. Well done!