Tony Parker’s Injury Lawsuit Involving Chris Brown And Drake Being Questioned After Game 1 Of NBA Finals

Tony Parker

Tony Parker’s performance in Game 1 of the NBA finals against my wonderful Miami Heat is causing some to question his injury lawsuit against rapper Drake and singer Chris Brown. Parker sued club W.i.P. in New York, among others, over an incident that occurred last year, involving a fight between Chris Brown and Drake’s entourages.

The fight was said to be initiated by singer Rihanna, who was with Drake at the time (seriously, who isn’t she with). Rapper Meek Mill reported a woman started the fight, as females were seen throwing bottles. Rihanna is known for hurling bottles at people, as documented in another incident.

Drake and Chris Brown

Parker sued stating his eye was injured by a piece of glass, but clearly they didn’t hit that dude in the head hard enough, because his team the Spurs won Game 1 against my Miami Heat. Um, I mean sorry you were injured Tony and I hope you feel better soon. As I wrote on Twitter, Parker I’m going to need you to start messing up – we want that ring!

I hope the Heat guard you like cops circling a Dunkin Donuts shop. A few weeks ago, I walked past a Dunkin Donuts and there were four cops and three police vehicles outside. One of the cops was an investigator in a suit with a badge on his leather belt and all four officers had food and coffee from inside Dunkin Donuts. The cops were standing guard over the Dunkin Donuts smiling their butts off like it’s their happy place. That Dunkin Donuts was the safest place in America and nothing was going to happen as long as those cops were there (LOL).

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Tony Parker's Lawsuit Over Drake And Chris Brown Brawl May Be Sunk By Playoff Run

Published: 2013-06-08 16:36:23 - Remember that massive brawl between Drake, Chris Brown and their respective entourages? Bottles were heaved. Money was bled and a slew of different lawsuits were filed, one by innocent bystander Tony Parker who was hit in the eye by a rogue piece of glass.

Because of lacerations to his cornea, Parker was initially concerned about the future of his basketball career; so, according to TMZ, his lawsuit asked for twenty million dollars for his pain, suffering and potential lost income. Fortunately or unfortunately, however, Parker’s play didn’t suffer any drop off this season whatsoever. In fact, a case could be made that he had his best season yet, and his beloved San Antonio Spurs are now in the NBA Finals, thanks largely to his heroic efforts...

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Miami Heat's Lebron James Shakes The Hand Of British Football Star David Beckham (You Know Lil Wayne Got Jealous)

Lebron James and David Beckham

During the Miami Heat's fantastic game 7 win against the Pacers at the Airlines Arena, the best basketball player in the league, Lebron James, stopped to shake the hand of British football star, David Beckham, who was humbled by the gesture (Lebron, you kissing up to get him out of retirement and over to your team Liverpool - just teasing).

Lebron owning the rim

When I saw that, it made me giggle, because I know somewhere, Miami resident and turncoat Lil Wayne was getting his drawers and dreads in a knot, watching the display, as he got mad at Lebron and other members of the Heat for not coming over to him and shaking his hand when he attended Miami games.

Lil Wayne (yup, that's that sizzurp)

You jealous yet Wayne *raspberry.* Let me shut up, cause I might run into him again, but this time have to bail for all this trash talking I've been doing lately. Yea, he's shorter than me, but I'm not taking any chances LOL.

Channing Tatum Worried About Justin Bieber Who Went Wild After Miami Heat Game

Justin Bieber at Miami Heat game, sitting next to female friend

Hollywood actor Channing Tatum says he is worried about 19-year-old singer Justin Bieber, who has made headlines often over the past several months, in numerous scandals. Bieber arrived in Miami for game 7 of the playoffs, where the Heat squared off against Pacers and won. The Pacers left the arena looking like they needed pacemakers, after the Heat broke their hearts with a definitive win. But hey, they're both great teams.

But I digress. Outlets report Bieber drank and partied at the night clubs and a seedy strip club, in increasingly worrying behavior, as the once squeaky clean star has deviated from his once wholesome image.
Tatum stated to Vanity Fair, "I worry about Bieber, man. That kid’s wildly talented. I hope he doesn’t fall down into the usual ways of young kids because it’s so hard for someone to be responsible when they’re not asked to be. We’re not asked to do things ourselves..."

The Judiciary Report maintains, Bieber needs better friends and a down to earth, decent girlfriend who will tell him when he is being influenced by the wrong people and manipulatively led astray for other's personal and financial gain. Some could care less about his demise, as long as they get what they want.

Rihanna Wrongly Slams The Entire New York Knicks Basketball Team

 Rihanna

In a strange and foolish tirade, alleged singer, Rihanna, slammed the entire New York Knicks basketball team, when an Instagram user asked her about one of its stars, J.R. Smith. The drug addicted alcoholic launched into an offensive tirade stating of Smith, "F**k you and your wack a*s team." Smith responded, "I'm not worried about Instagram, I'm worried about the playoffs!"

The Miami Heat are my favorite team, have been since their inception when I was a kid, but give credit where credit is due - the Knicks are a storied, accomplished team. They have so much history and many great players have worn their jersey. The Miami and New York rivalry has also been sweet for years, due to the sheer amount of New Yorkers living in South Florida. 

But back to my point, why refer to the entire team as "wack." It was disrespectful. It's one thing to joke about a team, but calling them "wack" especially when you have a song deal with the NBA, was foolish and unnecessary. It was the words of a fool believing her own hype her record company paid for in the press.

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Rihanna Packs Her Bags After NY Knicks Diss: "New YorkYou Were Good To Me!" 

Miami Heat Star Dwyane Wade Takes High School Girl To The Prom After Repeated Requests (Video)

Miami student, Nicole Muxo, made a video on YouTube asking Miami Heat basketball star, Dwyane Wade to take her to the prom. She also tweeted about it on Twitter. After repeated requests, Muxo, who went to the prom with someone else, had the surprise of her life when Wade showed up at the event. She was thrilled to see him and took pictures with the towering athlete.

They look great!

Muxo stated, "Never be 2 scared to ask.. They might just say yes...#dreamsdocometrue" and Wade responded, "I had a blast at the prom." That was such a nice thing to do. After the event, Wade stated he is going home to ice his knee that all of Miami is watching due to the playoffs.

The NFL Disses Jay-Z With New Rule Designed To Keep Him Out

Jay-Z

The National Football League (NFL) has enacted new guidelines facetiously being labeled "The Jay-Z Rule" after the rapper, whose real name is Shawn Carter. Jay-Z recently opened a sports management company with no experience or understanding of what it takes to successfully manage an athlete's career.

It's a fine, delicate balance and more difficult to properly navigate than it looks. It's clear the film "Jerry McGuire" fooled some people. I am genuinely concerned regarding the athletes Jay-Z has signed, as his business ventures usually end in disaster and lawsuits.

Immediately after Jay-Z's announcement and the rapper trying to sign athletes, the NBA and MLB balked, then the NFL announced a new rule that all managers must have a university degree from an accredited school. It is unclear if Jay-Z has a high school diploma. 

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NFLPA Enacts the Jay Z Rule?

Friday, May 10, 2013 - Last month there were rumors that the NFLPA was taking notice of Jay Z's newly formed sports agency, Roc Nation Sports, because Jay does not meet the educational requirements to become certified to recruit football players. The NFLPA just fired the first shot...

According to reports the NFLPA just added an amendment to their rules tightening the undergraduate and post-graduate degree requirements. In what insiders are jokingly referring to as the Jay Z Rule, an applicant's undergraduate and post-graduate degree must now come from an accredited college.

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Miami Heat Fans Who Put Our Boy Lebron In This Sweater?

 

Lebron James 

A couple days ago, Miami Heat basketball star and the best player in the league, Lebron James, attended a press conference wearing an unusual red sweater made of sofa material. We Heat fans love Lebron, so the Judiciary Report must ask, who put that sweater on Lebron. 

Boo, who did this to you. Was it the Bulls? Was it Jason Terry caused you dunked on him so bad it was trending on Twitter for three days? Was it Russell Westbrook, cause that looks like something he would wear. Savannah, girl, did you do this? I'm just teasing.

 

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Derrick Rose Sued For Making Chicago Bulls Fan 'Fat And Depressed'

Yea, That's What You Get For Breaking The Heat's Winning Streak (LOL)

Derrick Rose

Chicago Bulls fan Matthew Thompson, 25, has sued NBA star, Derrick Rose, complaining the athlete becoming injured and sidelined has made him "fat and depressed." Yes, this is a real lawsuit and the Judiciary Report would have loved to see the look on Rose's face when he read it. And all the Miami Heat fans say "Amen!"

Seriously, sweetie, you can't sue people for being injured. That's the nature of sports. Rose wants to play, but if an injury occurs, he, just like every other athlete, has to deal with it as best they can. They can't be faulted for that. Drop the lawsuit.

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Ingenious Fan Sues Injured Derrick Rose for Making Him Fat and Depressed

April 19, 2013 - Derrick Rose's injury has affected us all. Well, some more than others, because one fan is suing the Chicago Bulls star for making him a fat, depressed mess. HipHop365 reports Rose's lingering injury has taken its toll on the psyche and waistline of one superfan.
A 25 year old Peoria Illinois man filed a lawsuit Thursday against Chicago Bulls Superstar Derrick Rose.

Matthew Thompson, a self-described long-time Bulls fan, and electrician claims Rose missing the entire 2012-2013 NBA regular season has caused him to have mental breakdowns and emotional distress, which ultimately led to obesity issues. According to reports, Thompson claims Rose displayed negligent behavior by refusing to return to the court, despite having been cleared by team doctors. He blames his health issues on the MVP’s refusal to return...

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Famous Pro-Athletes Hamstrung By Hamstring Injuries (Asafa Powell, Lebron James And Lionel Messi)

Some of the top athletes in the world are currently out with hamstring injuries. Men such as gold medalist, Asafa Powell, award winning footballer Lionel Messi and championship star Lebron James of the NBA’s Miami Heat. Hamstring injury often consists of a pulled, strained or torn muscle. It is a painful injury and one that can hamper mobility. The recovery time varies, depending on the severity of the injury.

Hornets' Coach Takes A Dig At Miami Heat's Lebron James

When asked if he "saw a little bit of (Michael) Jordan in (Lebron) James performance" on the court, Hornets coach Monty Williams slyly stated, "(Michael) Jordan played against men. LeBron plays against young boys. That's the difference." In ways that statement is not fair.

There are many real men in the league, exhibiting a great level of athleticism. With advances in sports medicine, these men are in peak physical condition. James is playing phenomenally. He's a joy to watch on the court. Give credit where credit is due.

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President Obama Booed In Miami After Making A Chicago Bulls Comment

U.S. President Barack Obama made a stop in Miami, Florida today and during a televised speech, brought up his favorite NBA basketball team, the Chicago Bulls, who recently beat the Miami Heat in a questionable victory. Obama stated, "I’ve got to get into a sticky subject right off the bat, I know you guys aren’t happy with my Chicago Bulls (booing erupts)...But I just want you to know that the Heat are going to be just fine. They’re going to be O.K.. They are playing basketball the right way."

I don't know who told him to say that (LOL). Immediately everyone started to boo the president. It's not that Miami fans are angry the Heat lost the game, thus ending their great 27 game winning streak. Heat fans would have preferred the loss, if it had to come, happen fairly. The loss arrived at the hands of referees making brazenly bad calls in allowing the opposing team to physically tackle and hit the Heat, which is impermissible court conduct, in repeatedly wrenching the ball from them with no penalty. The Heat lost so many points in this manner and it was out of their control.

 

Barack Obama in Miami

 

If the Heat broke the rules like the Bulls did this week, they would have won, albeit the wrong way. There's nothing wrong with aggressive play, but seeing people physically tackled to the floor NFL style, on a basketball court without penalty was disconcerting. My favorite Twitter comment about the game stated, "The refs ended the Miami Heat's winning streak." Indeed.

I Know I'm Wrong For This But Doesn't Lil Wayne Look Like...

Warning: video contains cringe worthy profanity

Young Money rapper Lil Wayne was recently released from the hospital, after a series of serious seizures, due to the illegal street drug "sizzurp." Wayne made a video and released it to the public, thanking people for their prayers and support. Wayne has been trying to downplay the incident. Dude stop lying. You know you saw "the white light" (LOL). Trying to play it off like nothing happened. You know when you were in the hospital you heard "(See You At The) Crossroads" playing in the background. And this point, you guys really shouldn't expect more from me and this column.

Lil Wayne (top) Bernie (bottom)

In looking at the still photo for the video he released, all I could think was Wayne looks like the dead guy from "Weekend At Bernies" - a film about a man who died and his friends kept propping him up and dragging him around everywhere, trying to make people think he was still alive.

Lil Wayne and his friend TI (top) Bernie and his friends (bottom)

Yes, I know I'm wrong for that, but I'm just kidding. However, when Wayne is back to full health, I'm going to start clowning him over what he said about the Miami Heat. Take your vitamins Wayne, because it's going to be on like Donkey Kong over those Heat comments...

Side Bar: notice the comment in the video above about wanting to go to a barbeque. Black people and chicken are inseparable. Recently, a driver came to pick me and my mom up and I was eating lunch and wouldn't you know it, it was chicken (pure coincidence *wink*). The driver, who is a nice man, was white and there I was with a chicken wing in my hand thinking this is not going to help the stereotype at all about black people and chicken (LOL). But he was nice and jokingly asked why I didn't bring him any.

Miami Heat's Lebron James And Fiancée Savannah Brinson Are Getting Married

Miami Heat basketball player Lebron James and his longtime girlfriend, Savannah Brinson have announced the happy news that the two are set to get married on September 13-15, 2013 in San Diego, California. Brinson, the mother of James' two sons, who knew him before he became rich and famous, had been out of the spotlight for a few months, but squashed all rumors regarding their alleged break-up via the  wedding announcement. Congrats to the beautiful couple.

Movie Review: Thunderstruck

Title:Thunderstruck

Year Of Release: 2012

Review Date: January 31, 2013

Rating: G

Running time: 94 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A 

   Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

Thunderstruck is the funny, entertaining basketball comedy starring NBA star Kevin Durant. Due to a freak occurrence, Durant loses his basketball abilities to a teenage boy, who takes full advantage of it. Durant, who is first unaware of why his game has gone bad, comically struggles to regain his basketball abilities, providing some of the best laughs in the film.

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While Bleeding Rihanna Had A Bottle Thrown At Her Karrueche Tran Had Custody Of Chris Brown's Crown Jewels (Penis) On The Other Side Of The Pond

Rihanna (Photo Credit: Splash News)

Chris Brown has clowned Rihanna once again in favor of model Karrueche Tran. On February 18, 2013, Media Take Out reported, what the Judiciary Report stated on February 14, 2013, Brown is still having sex with Tran (see: Chris Brown Is Still Seeing Model Karrueche Tran Behind Rihanna's Back - 2-14-13).

MTO published photos of Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran in Houston, Texas last week, for the popular NBA All Star Weekend. Karrueche was photographed wearing Brown's chain and stayed with him at the Houston mansion he rented while attending the event. Media Take Out took it one step further stating Tran stayed in the master suite.

 

Rihanna, on the other hand, was photographed in London, England bleeding from the knee, after a man threw a bottle at her, slamming the music model for getting back with Chris Brown after their 2009 domestic violence case, for which Brown is still on probation.

The bottle didn't hit Rihanna (she probably deflected it with her forehead fivehead). However, in trying to dodge the bottle, Rihanna stumbled and sliced her knee open on a grate. Blood began pouring from the wound. Her bodyguard was also injured in the fracas and was taken to the hospital. TMZ asked for comment on the story and Rihanna's female publicist, who she's had sex with, declined to comment.

Rihanna, who is famous for violently throwing bottles at people, such as her younger brother whose face she smashed and separately, starting the fight at club W.i.P. regarding Chris Brown and Drake, was not amused with being on the receiving end of the same treatment she has dished out to others. She left the club sullen and in pain. However, judging by the photos Tran tweeted from inside the mansion with Brown, she wasn't in pain.

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Kevin Hart Won The MVP At The NBA Celebrity All Star Basketball Game Which Featured Usain Bolt

Yesterday, Comedian Kevin Hart won the MVP (Most Valuable Player, more like Most Valuable Potatohead) at the NBA's All Star Basketball game. Hart, with the grace of the Aflac Duck and Geico lizard, cheated his little way to victory.

Kevin Hart fake crying at winning the MVP again. Another one who thinks he is Michael Jordan.

But how are you going to give the MVP to a dude that stars on a show with the words "House Husbands" in the title. How did the team mascot win the MVP. Hart is 2 inches shorter than my mama, who is all of 5 feet tall and can't play basketball either (wink). Why don't you just make her the MVP then, since we're giving away stuff (LOL).

Kevin Hart's longwinded speech

Regarding Hart being given the trophy, I demand a recount, DNA and proof there were no "hanging chads." Seriously, whoever heard of a black guy winning MVP at a basketball game. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The NBA needs to stop "holding the black white man down."

Usain Bolt's dunk wasn't enough to get the MVP, from a man half his height. It was a victory for short folks everywhere, you know, like my mom (just teasing).

There are more black people in the NBA than at KFC (and if you know how much black people eat chicken, you will understand the gravity of that statement). Just kidding (white people reading the site don't repeat that chicken joke LOL). Seriously, It looks like a great time was had by all, both black and white and that's how it's supposed to be.

Lil Wayne Gets Into Trouble For Heckling The Miami Heat...In Miami...During A Basketball Game

This past weekend, the Miami Heat beat storied basketball team, The Los Angeles Lakers, 107-97. The crowd was happy, with the exception of one high profile guest. Rapper Lil Wayne (also known as Kevin Hart's stunt double haha - kidding) tweeted on Twitter that he was thrown out of the American Airlines Arena, as police reportedly forced him to leave (unlike like his debut album the block got too hot for him).

However, the Miami Heat released a statement revealing Wayne was, "Not ejected. He chose to leave." Previously Lil Wayne insulted Heat stars Lebron James and Dwyane Wade, stating they do not come over and talk to him court side. However, they were working. The game is not about any celebrity on the side lines. Furthermore, Lil Wayne lives in Miami and reportedly took the courtside trash talking too far in making a gun symbol with his fingers.

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Lil Wayne Ejected From Miami Heat Game Over 'Gun Gesture'

Posted Feb 11th 2013 6:40PM by Theo Bark - Lil Wayne was escorted out of a Miami Heat game yesterday (Feb. 10), after allegedly making a "gun gesture" at a fan. "So I'm @ da Heat game right, rootin 4 da Lakers kuz dats my team & would u believe they got police 2 make me leave?! Wow! F#€k da Heat," Weezy tweeted. [Twitter]

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The Miami Heat Welcomed To White House In Comical Ceremony (Video)

"Bitter Betty" Barack Obama finally welcomed the Miami Heat to the White House in his capacity as President of the United States, for the customary celebratory greeting extended to winning NBA basketball teams. The event took place yesterday in Washington, DC.

I told you guys Obama was being a hater over his beloved Chicago Bulls not winning the championship, as the President stated, "Even though I am a little disappointed that the Bulls didn't make it. I do want to congratulate the Heat for a well-earned Championship." Tell the truth, you cried when the Bulls lost.

The Miami Heat's Lebron James stated regarding the warm and friendly ceremony, "We're in the White House now. This is like...Mama I made it ." You and the team certainly have and congrats again. In closing, don't let Obama borrow any of your championship rings. They'll just mysteriously end up in Chicago, hand delivered by the Secret Service.

The Chicago Bulls Number One Fan Barack Obama Finally Invites Championship Winning Miami Heat To The White House

 

Barack Obama wearing a Chicago Bulls cap. Too bad the Miami Heat took the "bull by the horns."

U.S. President Barack Obama is a sports fan like many of us. He is also a major fan of the NBA, particularly his hometown team the Chicago Bulls, who got spanked by the best team in the league, The Miami Heat. President Obama, being a "bitter Betty" was not thrilled with the news his team did not win the championship, after he boldly declared they would. As a result, the Judiciary Report has taken the opportunity to goad him about this topic (again).

Miami Heat, ironically using Obama's slogan "Yes we can"

After alleged scheduling conflict (something about an election last year) Obama has finally consented to inviting the winning team, did I mention it's the Heat, to the White House, in a gathering scheduled for next Monday, while his precious Bulls look at the photos of the event online (grin). And to the Heat, do make sure you show the President your championship rings. Flash the bling at him. Even their wives have them...did I mention the 2012 Bulls don't (just teasing). At least I've taken the Heat's win with humility and grace. Seriously, the Bulls are a great team too (they just didn't win *raspberry*).

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