Rihanna And Chris Brown Slammed On Embarrassing Episode Of 'Law And Order SVU' (Video)

Today, the long running television drama "Law And Order" aired a thinly veiled episode about the Chris Brown and Rihanna domestic violence case from 2009. The episode is entitled "My Funny Valentine." The show is known for lazily taking people's real lives and turning them into story lines, which has resulted in lawsuits.

The character "Caleb Bryant" is Chris Brown (both have the initials C.B.). The character "Misha" is Rihanna. However, couldn't they have chosen a name for the character such as Rita or Hannah, which sounds more like Rihanna, rather than a name, Misha, that is one letter different from mine, Aisha, even sounds like it (names rhyme) especially given Chris Brown's stalker conduct regarding me.

Actress made up to look like Rihanna after Chris Brown beating

Caleb (Chris Brown) is caught cheating with a blonde haired black woman, upsetting his girlfriend Misha (Rihanna). When Caleb (Chris) is confronted by Misha (Rihanna) a fight ensues in a recording studio and he beats her to a pulp (beating and choking). The police on the show state an abuser who strangles is more likely to kill the person at a later date if they remain together (hint hint).

Misha's (Rihanna) producer/rapper, Brass, who has a wife and child (coincidentally named Chris), is clearly Jay-Z, who is made to look like a father figure (however, in real life, the Jay-Z has been seen going into and out of  hotels with Rihanna, giving many outlets the impression the two have a sexual relationship).

 

Rihanna's actual assault photo from the LAPD

A lawyer similar to Brown's real attorney, Mark Geragos, is seen pulling the race card against the police when "Caleb" is arrested. "Law And Order" even takes jabs at the couple in the show stating the characters, "Should go on a double date with Chris Brown and Rihanna."

There are other similarities between the show and Rihanna and Brown's real lives. Caleb (Chris) is sentenced to 5-years probation. Misha (Rihanna) has an endorsement deal with a cosmetic company (Cover Girl). Misha (Rihanna) does a duet with Caleb (Chris), which the couple has done in real life. A leaked police picture of Misha (Rihanna) battered face appears in the press (which actually happened thanks to TMZ bribing an LAPD officer). Misha (Rihanna) and Caleb (Chris) go to Bermuda in the Caribbean (Rihanna is from Barbados in the Caribbean and went there several times with Brown).

 

Caleb (Chris) makes an appearance on TV wearing a sweater and bow tie to apologize for his conduct (Brown actually did that on CNN). Caleb (Chris) violates the restraining order and goes to Misha's (Rihanna) hotel, then leaks photos of it online (actually happened between Rihanna and Brown as well). Misha's (Rihanna) family painted as enablers who "only call when they need something...she pays for all their bills" which is true in real life regarding Rihanna. Misha's (Rihanna) mother's boyfriend is an abuser as well, much like Rihanna's actual father.

Caleb (Chris) gets a tattoo of Misha's (Rihanna) battered face, which is something Brown did in real life. Caleb (Chris) is caught with marijuana, a probation violation. Brown was caught with marijuana in his system.

Chris Brown and Mark Geragos in Court

Towards the end of the show, a fight breaks out in a night club in New York (which actually happened regarding Chris Brown and Rihanna at the now closed club W.i.P.). Glass is strewn all over the club (much like the W.i.P. fight). However, Brass, the character representing Jay-Z, is confronted by Caleb (Chris), called an "old man" and threatened. Caleb (Chris) opens fire, killing Brass (Jay-Z).

At the very end of the episode, they go to Bermuda (Barbados) and spend time on a boat, Caleb (Chris) still cheating on Misha (Rihanna) gets a text from another woman again (which is what allegedly started the first fight). Misha (Rihanna) inquires about the text and Caleb (Chris) loses his cool, killing her and dumping her body overboard.

Rihanna and Chris Brown this month

Talk show host Wendy Williams and blogger Perez Hilton make an appearance on the show as themselves. The two have frequently talked about the case in the press. "Law and Order" made Brown look like an arrogant monster and Rihanna a foolish pushover being used by him. They both need to pay attention as the show represents their public image. It is a close depiction of how many people see them and it is not a flattering one. 

Photos Of The Burned Body Of Cop Killer Christopher Dorner Being Offered For Sale

Christopher Dorner

As news continues to break regarding the positive identification of cop killer, Chris Dorner, who died in a gun fight with the Los Angeles Police Department, as they'd set the cabin he was hiding in on fire via pyrotechnics smoke bombs, gruesome photos of his charred body are being shopped to the highest bidder.

The former Los Angeles Police Department officer, who killed four people during a violent crime spree, is suffering this indignity in death, due to the damage he inflicted on the LAPD, who yelled "burn this motherf*****" before tossing the smoke bombs into the cabin. A gunshot was heard shortly after and it is believed Dorner killed himself. Somewhere between the closed crime scene and the morgue, someone took unauthorized photos of Dorner and has decided to make a profit.

Police Positively ID The Charred Remains Of Cop Killer Christopher Dorner

Christopher Dorner

The Los Angeles Police Department has announced, they have made a positive ID on the charred remains of former officer and cop killer, Christopher Dorner. After an intense shoot out with the fugitive and mass murderer, police fired cold, then incendiary pyrotechnics in the cabin he was holed up in. Moments later a shot was heard in the cabin. Shortly after it went up in flames. Some are accusing the Los Angeles Police Department of deliberately burning Dorner to death, in a charge they publicly denied. 

Some On Social Networking Are Angry That Cop Killer Christopher Dorner Was Burned To Death

Christopher Dorner's confrontation with his former co-workers, the Los Angeles Police Department in California was an incendiary one. Not only did the cop killer murder another police officer as the authorities tried to apprehend the disgruntled former cop and Navy reservist, he barricaded himself in a cabin in Big Bear and engaged in a full on shoot out with police, leading to the home going up in flames during the conflict.

Christopher Dorner

Many are relieved his murder spree has been stopped. However, some on social networking sites are angry at the manner in which is was done. Dorner burned to death, with his charred remains being pulled from the home that had burned to the ground, under a blitzkrieg from the LAPD. In essence, people are saying he was burned to death by the police.  

Report: Cop Killer Christopher Dorner Killed In Shoot Out And Cabin Fire

 

ABC News is reporting, fired Los Angeles Police Department officer and U.S. Navy reservist, Christopher Dorner, has been killed in a shoot out with police, during an intense, expensive manhunt. Before Dorner's death, he released a mentally ill manifesto, praising a number of Hollywood stars, whilst threatening to kill LAPD police officers and their families.

Days prior to his death, Dorner shot and killed a police officer. Dorner is also accused of attempted murder regarding three additional police officers. When police closed in on him today, he shot and killed and second police officer. It is believed Dorner was killed today during the aforementioned shoot out with police, after barricading himself in a cabin in the city of Big Bear, California. The cabin burst into flames and it is being stated Dorner's charred body has been recovered. However, a positive ID has not been made on the body. An announcement is expected shortly.