Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Can't Keep Their Hands Off Each Other

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan (though Charlie is twice her age, 26-year-old Lindsay looks his age thanks to wild living)

Two of Hollywood's biggest trainwreck crackheads, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, made an appearance on the red carpet and couldn't keep their hands off each other. This lends support to the Judiciary Report's exclusive that Lohan had sex with Sheen in exchange for paying half her IRS tax bill (Charlie Sheen Paid Lindsay Lohan's Tax Bill Because She Had Sex With Him).

Sheen, who is still employable, unlike Lohan, but barely so, has taken the one time child star under his wing. However, as they both lack sound judgment, this could end very badly (and the blogs will be there to capture it all - translation for Lohan and Sheen: watch your butts cause we certainly are).

Let this story be a lesson to aspiring and newly established entertainers - save your money. Be sensible with your cash. Don't spend most or all of your money on partying, trips, expensive clothes, drugs and drinks. Lohan had tens of millions of dollars in the bank at the height of her fame several years ago and now she is resorting to having sex with stars and wealthy businessmen for money, pimping herself to pay the bills and underwrite her expensive drug habit (Lindsay Lohan's Acting Career Hits The Skids And Her Job As An Escort Is In Trouble As Well).