Miss Israel Smiling At Obama Who She Calls 'A World Class Hunk' With No Mrs. Obama In Sight

Mrs. Obama’s Gonna Get Her Girls And Get Miss Israel

Barack Obama, Shimon Peres and Yityish Aynaw

The first black Miss Israel, the beautiful Yityish Aynaw, 22, met the first black U.S. President Barack Obama and couldn't contain her excitement. Aynaw said of Obama and I quote, he is a, "World Class Hunk." Yes, you read that right. She said "hunk" (*this is me looking around all the pics for Mrs. Obama - she's not there*). Aynaw also referred to Obama as an "exciting man."

Oh, it's about to be on like that song by 702 called "Where My Girls At." Mrs. Obama is about to get her girls Susan Rice, Janet Napolitano and Jill Biden to kick Yityish's butt (see: "tuckus"). Napolitano and Biden look like they can throw a punch, but Rice, not so much (she can hold Mrs. Obama's earrings LOL).

Michelle Obama

Do note, President Obama smiled back at Yityish, not exactly looking like he was in pain (*this is me starting stuff*). You know what this means. When Mrs. Obama sees the photo posted above, President Obama will be sleeping on the couch when he returns to the White House in America. Who's in charge now.

Men often take a shining to women who look like their wives (and Aynaw and Mrs. Obama look alike). When Obama gets back to the White House with Mrs. Obama it will be like the movie "The Shining." The Secret Service will not be able to save him from Mrs. Obama. Have fun on the couch, Obama.

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It's all very micromanaged. So, it makes one wonder. Is that really what happened or did Mrs. Obama pull the proverbial "sugar in his tank" move comedians have joked about for decades, due to the fact President Obama is set to meet the first black Ms. Israel, the beautiful Yitish Aynaw. One thing's for sure, Beyonce must be jealous. 
 

 

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Side Bar: is it just me or does Yitish Aynaw look like Mrs. Obama. They resemble each other. As the street phrase goes, Mrs. Obama "come get your boy" (LOL). This article is all in good fun. No one take it the wrong way.

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U.S. President, Barack Obama, has invited the beautiful, Yityish Aynaw, aged 21, to the White House for dinner, as she is the first black Miss Israel. I'm sure the invite is all for political reasons (sure it is *raised brows*). As I have extensively studied Yiddish from watching the sitcom "The Nanny" I shall now speak to Yityish in her native language, but I'm not a "yenta." I'm only giving her a bit of friendly advice.

Yityish Aynaw (center)

Firstly, Obama's so proud of you as a fellow black person he's "kvelling." Secondly, Yityish don't stare at Presidente Obama for too long, lovingly or tenderly, as Mrs. Presidente, First Lady Michelle Obama, will issue what is known as...and there really is no translation from  English to Yiddish or Hebrew for this...a Chicago styled beatdown. She will do what is known in America as "going upside your head" crown and all. Just kidding. Have fun - "L'chaim" and "Mazel tov."

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